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I figured out the next Skiffy Channel movie! (Can't remember the spelling of the new name, but they'll always be skiffy to me...)

You know what a liger is? A cross between a lion and a tiger. These are real creatures, and they are *huge*! As big as a lion and tiger combined!

So, the premise is that when brown bears and polar bears start interbreeding (because the shrinking polar cap is forcing the latter onto land and opening that same land to the former) you'll occasionally get a Pown bear! It's the size of a brown bear and a polar bear, combined, and it will eat you as a snack!

The name of the movie is _Jeanie_. 'Cause she's a light brown bear...

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