Have You Seen _The Gods Must be Crazy_?

In the spirit of the post, FireFox ate my first attempt. Let's try again:

There's a Land Rover in it which is a character unto itself, and not a pleasant one. It belongs to the local Vicar, who disaffectionately calls it The Antichrist. Largely due to its habit of breaking down at inopportune moments, with usually several unconnected things going wrong.

Think of that when reading the next sentence.

I am so glad I just discovered that the shaft on my weed trimmer is now bent. This gives me a good excuse to throw it away.