Plague Victim or Vampire?

At:

http://www.livescience.com/20619-vampire-plague-victim-spurs-debate.html

BUH?!

Expensive new telescope intended for Antarctic use goes missing. Driver eventually found, asleep in his truck, with no explanation of where telescope is. It is eventually found at a truck wash:

http://www.universetoday.com/95576/missing-big-bang-arctic-telescope-found/#more-95576

Driver fired, but Texas police refuse to press charges, even though this is several times the limit for grand theft.

And the First Rule of Time Travel Is?

Know your timeline:

http://www.xkcd.com/

Worksafe.