BUH?!

[stickmaker]

Expensive new telescope intended for Antarctic use goes missing. Driver eventually found, asleep in his truck, with no explanation of where telescope is. It is eventually found at a truck wash:

http://www.universetoday.com/95576/missing-big-bang-arctic-telescope-found/#more-95576

Driver fired, but Texas police refuse to press charges, even though this is several times the limit for grand theft.