Aarrgghh...

Just spoke with my Mother. One of the things she complained about was that her nose was so dry and uncomfortable, she'd had a nosebleed the night before. I asked her what the humidity in her house was.

"Well, I've got the humidifier turned on."

"What's it set on?"

"Twenty percent."

"That's too low, Mother."

"So I was telling... What?"

"That's too low."

"What?"

"THAT'S TOO LOW!"

"But it comes on every time the furnace comes on."

Facepalm.