They're Big, Dangerous Animals! :-)

Do not discount the danger of moose!

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(worksafe)

They're Made From Algae! (And Spinach)

Heh. Someone is actually selling Soylent Green crackers:

http://www.funkyfoodshop.com/soylent-green-crackers-p-119.html

"They're actually quite tasty and quite a conversation starter. You'll receive a box of 4.4 ounce box of all natural, low-fat crackers where are full of spinach, high energy plankton and a special blend of herbs. By the way, these are actually fully licensed collectibles featuring a great box."