Oh, Joy...

[stickmaker]

My downhill neighbor has been modifying his riding mower. It now boasts "Deer John" on the sides and sounds like a cross of a large radial aircraft engine and a demented jackhammer.

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[mbumby.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Does this animal have spark plug wires that could, accidentally, get swapped around? Course, it wouldn't sound any better then, but it might sound less often. And it'll be less likely to find a mate.