I Got a Million of 'Em!

[stickmaker]

I figured out the next Skiffy Channel movie! (Can't remember the spelling of the new name, but they'll always be skiffy to me...)

You know what a liger is? A cross between a lion and a tiger. These are real creatures, and they are *huge*! As big as a lion and tiger combined!

So, the premise is that when brown bears and polar bears start interbreeding (because the shrinking polar cap is forcing the latter onto land and opening that same land to the former) you'll occasionally get a Pown bear! It's the size of a brown bear and a polar bear, combined, and it will eat you as a snack!

The name of the movie is _Jeanie_. 'Cause she's a light brown bear...

Comments

[unisagi.livejournal.com]

Ouch, pun damage :)


(Actually, there have been crosses between grizzly bears and polar bears found in the wild. They call them growler bears.)

[unisagi.livejournal.com]

(Umm, that's growlar bears ... )

[unisagi.livejournal.com]

( I mean grolar ... >_< )

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

The new spelling is the same as the Polish word for syphilis -- or perhaps the Polish slang word for syphilis. (I've heard both explanations given.) I thought the whole name change was a pretty stupid idea, so I just started calling that cable network The Syphilis Channel.