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From a list of things you don't want to hear in person:


Is that lava?!

I need a volunteer...

It is the ultimate predator/soldier/killing machine/marketing strategy!

How much you got?

They're harmless, unless disturbed.

Date: 2006-04-18 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cafiorello.livejournal.com
How about:

They're more afraid of you than you are of them.

Or...

Date: 2006-04-19 03:54 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"Is there supposed to be fire coming out of that?"..I've used this one before and the person believed me..Scott

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