Not What You Expect

If you sneeze while having your blood pressure checked the results get interesting.

Poodle Puddle

Sheep are very rare in Japan. Poodles are almost as rare. So when a company started selling poodles for half the going price, the buyers needed a while to realize what they were getting weren't what they were expecting.

Story at: http://tinyurl.com/3c5glj (worksafe)

Rowr...

New manufacture ship's chronometer:

http://www.deutscheoptik.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=6&products_id=557

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