Whatever Happened to Targeted Marketing?

[stickmaker]

I got an insult in the mail, yesterday. It opens with the salutation "Dear Senior Citizen." It then makes a pitch for the company's Senior Final Expense Program. That is, burial insurance.

I'm not going to recycle this. I'm not going to shred this. I'm not even going to burn this. I'm going to _launch_ this.

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[rosepurr.livejournal.com]

When I turned 22, I got an official eligibilty letter from the AARP.